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Right so, you came into a hunter’s room. With no way of harming her just to sate your curiosity? Sounds more like you came here to insult my necklace and tell to my face you’d like my chainsaw up your ass. 

I have no explanation for your “Lame mime wall” however I have a nice end to your story since you took it upon yourself to invade my privacy. 

-Sweet mother Teresa lady!! The fuck!?

That is not cool, where the hell did that even come from!?

It was there the whole time come on man. Wait, the way you said that was so familiar why do I feel like we’ve met before, it’s seriously starting to bother me. 

Hold the phone.

Sollux? Why do you remind me of Sollux?

-̫̯̭̤͉͔w̵̮̺̥hat?

Uh.. No, why would I know anyone with a name that stupid?

You know what you kinda look like him a bit too. How long have you been haunting little ghost? About a year? Around the time I tried to contact Sollux with a location spell perhaps?

I’M NOT A GHOST- no you know what I came here to kill and I’m honestly feeling really attacked right now. I’ll be b-

..I’ll be back.

[Sollux is Offline]

Welp. I guess I’ll go get the Windex.

[Kanaya is Offline]

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Right so, you came into a hunter’s room. With no way of harming her just to sate your curiosity? Sounds more like you came here to insult my necklace and tell to my face you’d like my chainsaw up your ass. 

I have no explanation for your “Lame mime wall” however I have a nice end to your story since you took it upon yourself to invade my privacy. 

-Sweet mother Teresa lady!! The fuck!?

That is not cool, where the hell did that even come from!?

It was there the whole time come on man. Wait, the way you said that was so familiar why do I feel like we’ve met before, it’s seriously starting to bother me. 

Hold the phone.

Sollux? Why do you remind me of Sollux?

-̫̯̭̤͉͔w̵̮̺̥hat?

Uh.. No, why would I know anyone with a name that stupid?

You know what you kinda look like him a bit too. How long have you been haunting little ghost? About a year? Around the time I tried to contact Sollux with a location spell perhaps?

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Right so, you came into a hunter’s room. With no way of harming her just to sate your curiosity? Sounds more like you came here to insult my necklace and tell to my face you’d like my chainsaw up your ass. 

I have no explanation for your “Lame mime wall” however I have a nice end to your story since you took it upon yourself to invade my privacy. 

-Sweet mother Teresa lady!! The fuck!?

That is not cool, where the hell did that even come from!?

It was there the whole time come on man. Wait, the way you said that was so familiar why do I feel like we’ve met before, it’s seriously starting to bother me. 

Hold the phone.

Sollux? Why do you remind me of Sollux?

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Right so, you came into a hunter’s room. With no way of harming her just to sate your curiosity? Sounds more like you came here to insult my necklace and tell to my face you’d like my chainsaw up your ass. 

I have no explanation for your “Lame mime wall” however I have a nice end to your story since you took it upon yourself to invade my privacy. 

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(Alright why aren’t the ward working on this thing, how did he get in here?)

Look I have no idea what you are going on about. I’m not really sure whatever it is isn’t working because you are indeed very close to me right now. Also, do not call me lady again unless you wish to lose a limb. My name is Kanaya.

Really? Well shit I guess I’m just crazy. You get some next level ward shit tattooed on you or something Kanaynay? 

..Wait a second, Are you fucking wearing a pendant? Oh that’s just low. 

WelI do not get this confused often, so congratulations on that. I do not have any tattoo’d on me and my pendant has no magical qualities? While I am thankful for the barrier I do not recall calling any spirits to serve me recently, or at all seeing I can not perform magic without repercussions. As that’s what it kinda looks like. 

So why are you here? To try and kill me or just to pop into my bedroom and have a sneaky peek you creep

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(Alright why aren’t the ward working on this thing, how did he get in here?)

Look I have no idea what you are going on about. I’m not really sure whatever it is isn’t working because you are indeed very close to me right now. Also, do not call me lady again unless you wish to lose a limb. My name is Kanaya.

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..Okay I heard humans were boring.. 

But this is a lot more boring than I was expecting 

Mmm hwat?

What the fuck!? Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?

Yeahhh about that.

How do I put this. Your wards are premium shit. The highest of quality in the shit category. You’d probably win the front cover of Shitty Wards magazine.

Just saying.

No the wards are fine, trust me if they weren’t this place would be a vampire hotspot for all the shit my family has caused the hives in the state.

Do I know you? You look, familiar.

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..Okay I heard humans were boring.. 

But this is a lot more boring than I was expecting 

Mmm hwat?

What the fuck!? Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?